tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33678051139732232482012-02-16T18:34:46.572+01:00Bons acudits i bon humor en català per passar una bona estonaAcuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-43843769481102100912012-01-05T07:36:00.000+01:002012-01-05T07:37:12.052+01:00Quin és el club més petit del mon?<br />La vagina, perquè només cap un membre i parat.<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-4384376948110210091?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-49465312083760510502012-01-05T07:35:00.001+01:002012-02-02T23:18:45.686+01:00<span style="background-color: black; font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;"></span><br />-Tinc el penis com l'estadi del Valencia.<br />- De llarg??<br />- No<br />- D'ample?<br />-No, ¡¡¡¡MESTALLA!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-4946531208376051050?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-52093473987165624112012-01-05T07:30:00.001+01:002012-02-02T23:19:09.655+01:00<div><br /></div>Una dona està veient que s'està cremant casa seva i avisa al seu marit:<br />- Auxiiiliiiiiiiii!!!! Ajudaaaa!!!, amor, que avisin als bombers, que es crema la casaaa!!<br />Sense inmutar-se, el marit li respon, posant-li el dit als llavis:<br />- Shhhh!! Silenci amor, no fagis soroll que desperteras a la teva mare!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-5209347398716562411?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-83523458750799754022012-01-02T07:22:00.002+01:002012-02-02T23:19:21.626+01:00Hi havia un borratxo pixant i just passa una senyora i li replica -Escolti!! Aquesta es la seva cultura! i el borratxo li respon: - No , aquesta es la meva titola<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-8352345875079975402?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-63773794332268839252012-01-02T07:20:00.002+01:002012-02-02T23:19:32.534+01:00Va un home en un bar i li diu al cambrer: - Posim una cervessa! - De pressió?? - No, no, senzillament alcholisme!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-6377379433226883925?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-81461476802300371032011-11-26T21:12:00.000+01:002011-11-26T21:12:48.978+01:00Maria, prometa'm que quan em mori et casaràs amb l'Antoni.<br />Però.... si és el teu pitjor enemic!<br />Per això!! Que es foti!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-8146147680230037103?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-52164795694371182342011-11-26T21:06:00.000+01:002011-11-26T21:06:32.845+01:00Està una parella en el teatre i la dona li diu al seu marit:<br />-¿Qui ve després&nbsp; de Placido Domingo ?<br />i el martir respòn:<br />El maleït dilluns<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-5216479569437118234?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-23156395976808283512011-11-18T16:36:00.000+01:002011-11-18T16:36:36.701+01:00<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class="hps">El sacerdot</span> <span class="hps">de la</span> <span class="hps">comunitat</span> <span class="hps">es</span> <span class="hps">dirigeix</span> <span class="hps">​​a l'àrea</span> <span class="hps">de maternitat</span> <span class="hps">d'un hospital</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">i</span> <span class="hps">es</span> <span class="hps">troba</span> <span class="hps">amb dos</span> <span class="hps">subjectes</span> <span class="hps">que estaven</span> <span class="hps">esperant</span> <span class="hps">el naixement</span> <span class="hps">dels seus</span> <span class="hps">fills</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">S'adreça</span> <span class="hps">al primer:</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Quants</span> <span class="hps">fills</span> <span class="hps">tens</span><span>?</span><span>"</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Setze</span> <span class="hps">comptant</span> <span class="hps">aquest"</span><span>.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Un bon</span> <span class="hps">catòlic</span><span>",</span> <span class="hps">li</span> <span class="hps">diu</span> <span class="hps">el capellà</span> <span class="hps">al</span> <span class="hps">temps que li</span> <span class="hps">colpeja</span> <span class="hps">l'esquena</span><span>.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>I</span> <span class="hps">tu</span><span>, quants</span> <span class="hps">fills</span> <span class="hps">tens</span><span>?</span><span>"</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">Es</span> <span class="hps">dirigeix ​​al</span> <span class="hps">segon.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Tinc</span> <span class="hps">deu"</span><span>.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps">"Un altre</span> <span class="hps">bon</span> <span class="hps">catòlic</span><span>"</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">somriu</span> <span class="hps">el clergue</span><span>.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>No,</span> <span class="hps">sóc</span> <span class="hps">protestant</span><span>"</span><span class="">, precisa</span> <span class="hps">el tipus</span><span>.</span><br /><br /><span class="hps">En to</span> <span class="hps">tallant</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">el religiós</span> <span class="hps">s'observa:</span><br /><br /><span class="hps atn">"</span><span>Un</span> <span class="hps">maniàtic</span> <span class="hps">sexual</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">segons sembla</span><span class="">!</span><span class="">"</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-2315639597680828351?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-25973503515913952572011-11-18T14:12:00.000+01:002011-11-18T14:12:04.995+01:00Dues putes es troben en ascensor i una li diu a la l'altre FOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!, fa pudor a semen, i l'altre li diu, deu ser el meu client!<br /><br /><span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class=""></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-2597350351591395257?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-86408627475253120102011-11-18T14:09:00.000+01:002011-11-18T14:09:09.094+01:00<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class="hps">L'home</span> <span class="hps">amb</span> <span class="hps">la polla</span> <span class="hps">més</span> <span class="hps">gran del</span> <span class="hps">món</span> se'n va a<span class="hps"></span> <span class="hps">a dormir</span> <span class="hps">amb</span> <span class="hps">una puta</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">i</span> <span class="hps">al</span> <span class="hps">treure's</span> <span class="hps">els</span> <span class="hps">pantalons</span> <span class="hps">la pobra</span> <span class="hps">noia</span> <span class="hps">es queda</span> <span class="hps">horroritzada</span><span>:</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> Valgam Deu!!<span>!</span> <span class="hps">Que</span> <span class="hps">gran</span><span>!</span> <span class="hps">Res,</span> <span class="hps">ni</span> <span class="hps">parlar</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">jo</span> <span class="hps">no</span> em <span class="hps">follo</span> <span class="hps">això</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">em</span> faria massa mal; <span class="hps"></span><span></span> <span class="hps">voleu que us</span> <span class="hps">faci una</span> <span class="hps">mamada</span><span>?</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">En</span> <span class="hps">absolut</span><span>, una</span> <span class="hps">mamada</span> <span class="hps">me la</span> <span class="hps">puc</span> <span class="hps">fer jo</span> <span class="hps">gratis.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-8640862747525312010?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-69251531435149926992011-11-18T14:03:00.001+01:002011-11-18T14:03:37.465+01:00<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class="hps">Pregunta</span> <span class="hps">el</span> <span class="hps">jutge a</span> <span class="hps">la</span> <span class="hps atn">(</span><span>presumpta</span><span>)</span> <span class="hps">prostituta</span><span>:</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Practica</span> <span class="hps">vostè la</span> <span class="hps">prostitució</span><span>?</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">No</span><span>, senyor</span> <span class="hps">jutge</span> <span class="hps">...</span> <span class="hps">la practiqui</span> <span class="hps">fa</span> <span class="hps">molt temps</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">ara</span> <span class="hps">la</span> <span class="hps">exerceixo</span><span>.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-6925153143514992699?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-34180037181446508402011-11-18T14:01:00.001+01:002011-11-18T14:01:51.567+01:00<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class="hps atn">-</span><span class="">En què</span> <span class="hps">s'assemblen els</span> <span class="hps">advocats</span> <span class="hps">a</span> <span class="hps">les</span> <span class="hps">putes</span><span>?</span><br /><span class="hps atn">-</span><span class="">Si no estàs</span> <span class="hps">damunt</span> <span class="hps">d'ells,</span> <span class="hps">no fan</span> <span class="hps">res.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-3418003718144650840?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-48009941066400501982011-11-18T14:00:00.000+01:002011-11-18T14:00:20.799+01:00<span class="" id="result_box" lang="ca"><span class="hps">Es troben</span> <span class="hps">dues velles</span> <span class="hps">amigues</span> <span class="hps">al carrer.</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Hola</span> <span class="hps">com</span> estas<span class="">?</span> <span class="hps">I la teva</span> <span class="hps">filla</span> <span class="hps">Margarita</span> <span class="hps">com esta</span><span class="">?</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Jo</span> <span class="hps">estic bé</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">i la meva</span> <span class="hps">filla</span> <span class="hps">molt millor</span><span class="">.</span> <span class="hps">Fa</span> <span class="hps">poc</span> <span class="hps">va començar</span> <span class="hps">a treballar</span> <span class="hps">i el seu cap</span> <span class="hps">immediatament</span> <span class="hps">li va regalar </span><span class="hps">un cotxe</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">un abric</span> <span class="hps">de pells</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">i</span> <span class="hps">moltes</span> <span class="hps">joies</span><span class="">.</span> <span class="hps">I</span> <span class="hps">la teva filla</span> <span class="hps">Maria</span> <span class="hps">Emilia</span><span class="">,</span> <span class="hps">com</span> <span class="hps">li ha</span> <span class="hps">anat</span><span class="">?</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">Doncs</span> <span class="hps">malament,</span> <span class="hps">em</span> <span class="hps">va sortir</span> <span class="hps">igual</span> <span class="hps">de puta</span> <span class="hps">que la teva</span> <span class="hps">filla</span> <span class="hps">Margarida</span> <span class="hps">però</span> <span class="hps">no</span> <span class="hps">amb tan</span> <span class="hps">bona</span> <span class="hps">sort</span><span class="">.</span><span class="">!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-4800994106640050198?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-46103174930781890152011-11-18T09:45:00.001+01:002011-11-18T09:46:33.001+01:00Són dos elements en una discoteca i un li diu al altre tot borratxo: – Escolta quina hora és? – Les 5 de la matinada… – Cullons que tard! – Doncs haver-ho preguntat abans!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-4610317493078189015?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3367805113973223248.post-26010928297811545132011-11-18T09:42:00.001+01:002011-11-18T09:43:58.215+01:00En una prova d’alcoholèmia el Guàrdia Civil li diu al conductor: – Miri … ¿No li fa vergonya? (Ensenyant el alcoholímetre que marcava 3,45) – ¡Cony! Les quatre menys quart! ¡La meva dona em mata!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3367805113973223248-2601092829781154513?l=bonsacudits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Acuditshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10649972728420915923noreply@blogger.com0